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Neptune’s Noggin Lagoon is a generally peaceful seaside village and port. The townsfolk live simple lives. But sailing swiftly into the harbor is a fierce pirate ship, bringing with it a hoard of roudy pirates, ready to spill some blood, ransack, and pillage. Armed with what they could find, the villagers retaliate with swords, pitchforks […]

Each day at the crack of dawn, Governor Hastalavista left the imperial outpost in Porto Faro for a ride across the town. Riding on his favorite white horse, he always headed towards the majestetic lighthouse that the whole town had been named for first. But that specific morning, a horrendous sight awaited him at the […]

The ever so dreaded Captain Snibly had a growing dislike for the the Spanish governor, Senor Raul Pablo. It all started when the governor bought the last high quality wig(the wig Captain Snibly had been robbing every ship, so that he could save enough money to buy it) So Captain Snibly formed the most ruthless […]

It was a foggy morning as a small fleet of imperial row boats entered the undisclosed location of Pirates Cove for a routine trade deal. Expecting a smooth transaction, little did the soldiers know that the pirate crew had been instructed otherwise… So let’s vote for your favourite entry in the Pirates forum.

Captain Furrybeard’s scurvy crew decided to take on and pillage the small settlement of Jaggidy Rock. With their schooner all set up they unleashed the feared “Shark Attack” upon the unsuspecting villagers and imperial soldiers. The few that remained after the initial attack were confused and were no match for the Furrybeard’s landing party So let’s […]

The green haired Santa is bringing your new Brickbeard’s Bounty to you in person! Watch your chimney (or other openings in your house if you don’t have one). Classic-Pirates wishes you the best for the New Year as well! Enjoy your holidays!

All My entries for the Pillage the Village Contest revolve around the Seven Deadly Sins Pirate crew. This is my large entry, and thanks to suggestions an critiquing from the community, I think it looks tons better! Thanks guys! Capn’ Pride, Gluttony, Sloth, and Wrath are on their way to ransack Port Royale’s Imperial Guard […]

A nice Port town that isn’t so magnificent any more. Anyway on with the MOC. One member of the once peaceful village now run by pirates writes… Our town… it has vanished. There is nothing left for us, but cruelty. So let’s vote for your favourite entry in the Pirates forum.

Port Williams was a perfect town. It had a lookout tower, a gunpowder store… and even hidden treasure! The treasure, though, had been hidden somewher under the town and was unable to be found. The disappearance of the treasure, however, did not discourage pirates from searching for it. Entered by Captain Crimson, a  ruthless tyrant, he […]

Pirates are attacking a seaside village and nobody saw it comming. They’re stealing all the gold they can get and they haven’t got compassion with anyone. But so are the guards, they will stand their ground and kill all the intruders. The other side of the town have heard the news and now the women […]

  So let’s vote for your favourite entry in the Pirates forum.

Somewhere in the 17th century AD there lived a man. This man was not just a man, this man was Kahuka and he was the King of Ookabooka Peek! This day should have been like any other day. The Floating Cadaver containing captain Bob and his crew, would come to hide away their treasures in […]

Hello! Last time I saw you, you guys said that my Jungle Cage was too small. Well I bring you the new bigger Jungle Cage! It has a beach, an ocean, a cage, a rock mountain, a ton of gruesome stuff, and blood! No story this time….it would be 50 pages long. Well, I hope […]

The small french fishing settlement has come under attack by the evil Captain Crocodile. This is just one of the hundreds of settlements that he and his crew have pillaged. The local villagers have removed all the docks in an attempt to dissuade the pirates. Unfortunately, for the villagers, any goldthirsty pirate is willing to […]